so I recently rewatched iron man, and heard they were doing a sequel, which was really about the marvel superhero group the avengers. Upon learning that this would be like wolverine and robert downey jr. in the same movie, I promptly looked it up on the marvel sight. I eventually found it, but not before being tramatized by the current roster of the comic's avengers. Here's some of the fucked upest ones:

Iron Patriot: basically iron man plus captain america. except its secretly the green goblin.
Wolverine's evil twin/son
Scarlet Witch/Loki: I recently learned about the scarlet witch after watching some x-men tv show, in which she's the daughter of magneto or something. this one has nothing to do with it. No, this is loki, the bad guy of norse mythology. You know Thor's in marvel right? well apparently, loki was the villain or something, and then he died, then he came back as a woman. because their are two things comic book writers love: bringing back totally dead people, and boobs.
Sentry:some superhero who doesn't really exist. no, this guy is really just a crazypants imagining he's a superhero. which somehow makes it real.
Jocasta: supposed to be the bride of evil robot man, this lady turned good, and upon joining the advengers, was treated as a general schmutzy, until she got depressed and cut off her own head. Being a robot and all, that didn't keep her down for long, and she soon got her body back in time to be repeatively raped by iron man's suit. I swear I'm not making this up.